me reacting to gerard's "family jewels"

  • me: are you sure it's a penis
  • me: what if it's something else
  • sarah: like what
  • me: what if it's a map
  • me: they're in australia after all
  • me: or a stapler
  • me: he might need to
  • me: file something
  • sarah: nope
  • me: er
  • sarah: it's a penis
  • me: why does it have to be a penis
  • sarah: because he's a man
  • me: can't he sell it
  • sarah: what
  • me: like whap it off
  • me: and give it to someone in need
  • sarah: no
  • me: what is he a fucking scrooge
  • sarah: wedfghjrtfghjkl
Tags: if you were wondering what my state of mind was last night here it is